Chantelle just can’t hold her water, so I remind her what her job is before I finally resort to a tampon butt plug. The stupid vegan hipster cunt still can’t keep her ass-water in. I despair. Maybe it was the water in the tank on her back? The litres of ice-cold hose water from the outside tap in December? Nah, I think it’s just that she’s a whining little girl who can’t hold her water…
